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Amphi registers to vote
135 names appear on the California ballot. Of that, only a dozen or
so have a loose affiliation with amphibious causes. None have come
forward and stated they are actually amphibians, however my Amphi can
see through the chaos and has narrowed the list to the following;
Lawrence Lungfish: Highly vocal advocate for fish rights and
mandatory catch-n-release programs for career criminals & illegal
aliens. Promises to grant an additional "3 strikes" to all convicts.
Jeremiah Bullfrog: Was a good friend of mine, basically an amphibian
with a big mouth and a career in tabloid journalism that attracts
only flies. Also part-time musician.
Larry "the Lounge" Lizard: Successful businessman and publisher of
Sins-n-Fins swim wear magazines. Boasts genetic augmentation for all
who can afford it.
Newt Grinch: A normally even tempered amphibian and career
politician, part-time comedian, that is not welcome to state
functions during Christmas.
Sylvester Salamander: Child actor, adult movie industry actor, action
hero actor, wrestler. Claims to have some previous experience acting
political.
Iam Toad: Preacher, professor, and protagonist who begins each
statement by saying, "I'm tode is da bess thig fer our state." Wants
to legalize & naturalize all plant life.
Terrapin Carolinas: Hard shelled women with multiple convictions in
the 1986 pond scum scandal. Knows many slimy creatures in low places
and is well connected to petroleum & utilities industries.
Bilge "the Snake" Moccasin: Wealthy trial lawyer for the exclusive
defense of the criminally rich & stupid. Believes Darwinism is our
only hope of survival.
Lava Skink: Real estate developer known for slippery dealings with
environmentalists and Indian gaming commission to promote casinos and
low-income housing in swamplands.
So you can see, my fine finned friends, Amphi has a tough choice
ahead of him. Each candidate has its merits and its drawbacks. It
will come down to whomever has Amphi's best interests in mind ? that
being the right of every Amphibian to enjoy our California roads &
waterways and the freedom of vehicular buoyancy. Stay tuned?
Amphipoda
'64 Turquoise
San Diego, CA
135 names appear on the California ballot. Of that, only a dozen or
so have a loose affiliation with amphibious causes. None have come
forward and stated they are actually amphibians, however my Amphi can
see through the chaos and has narrowed the list to the following;
Lawrence Lungfish: Highly vocal advocate for fish rights and
mandatory catch-n-release programs for career criminals & illegal
aliens. Promises to grant an additional "3 strikes" to all convicts.
Jeremiah Bullfrog: Was a good friend of mine, basically an amphibian
with a big mouth and a career in tabloid journalism that attracts
only flies. Also part-time musician.
Larry "the Lounge" Lizard: Successful businessman and publisher of
Sins-n-Fins swim wear magazines. Boasts genetic augmentation for all
who can afford it.
Newt Grinch: A normally even tempered amphibian and career
politician, part-time comedian, that is not welcome to state
functions during Christmas.
Sylvester Salamander: Child actor, adult movie industry actor, action
hero actor, wrestler. Claims to have some previous experience acting
political.
Iam Toad: Preacher, professor, and protagonist who begins each
statement by saying, "I'm tode is da bess thig fer our state." Wants
to legalize & naturalize all plant life.
Terrapin Carolinas: Hard shelled women with multiple convictions in
the 1986 pond scum scandal. Knows many slimy creatures in low places
and is well connected to petroleum & utilities industries.
Bilge "the Snake" Moccasin: Wealthy trial lawyer for the exclusive
defense of the criminally rich & stupid. Believes Darwinism is our
only hope of survival.
Lava Skink: Real estate developer known for slippery dealings with
environmentalists and Indian gaming commission to promote casinos and
low-income housing in swamplands.
So you can see, my fine finned friends, Amphi has a tough choice
ahead of him. Each candidate has its merits and its drawbacks. It
will come down to whomever has Amphi's best interests in mind ? that
being the right of every Amphibian to enjoy our California roads &
waterways and the freedom of vehicular buoyancy. Stay tuned?
Amphipoda
'64 Turquoise
San Diego, CA
