what in the name of ??? is this listing

[Jon March]

Im getting a seizure trying to read the wording in this - what the @#$#$

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1964-Amphi...g:tMoAAOSwRKVcThJm:rk:1:pf:0&vxp=mtr#viTabs_0

 

[strandweiss62]

Wow, so much money put in the car, but noting left for a good camera.
Used many words that say nothing.

Motor, bilge pump, hoses, painting colours for sure not original.

According to the number plate i know the car, and for the text maybe the seller too.

 

[Steve]

I'm going to be generous and say English is not his native language. That's some description.

 

[Jon March]

Its all about the details :

"Restore with all my Love and now Money excuse - because i do not want to sell it - a Dealer wants

always make Money of course - reason for selling is - i have 3 of them - and the truth is i have a two Kids 2 and 4 - my Boy always

asking for the "Fast Gear" but it's a Classic and when i see i bump i make a Curve - also with the Kids - when there hang around

i always look to close that a Scretch comes - so i bouht for Boating a Sea Ray - they throw there hole Food over the Boat i dont Care.

And for Convertible Driving i bought them a Bentley Azure.
THANK YOU



Again - Car is in 34202 Lakewood Ranch - i am at Home as a Longterm Snowbird - DURING DURING the Auction you can Crawl all Day Long.

After you bought the Buyer can ONLY Handle Car and Papers to the Money - NO Blabla or any Stories !!!!

I have the Time and Money to go with a non payer to the Court !!!

And i am very able - THANK YOU"

 

[strandweiss62]

A real genius does not use a spell checker nor translator.
What he wants to say is, I'm the greatest and wealthy and you little bastard, can be glad I sell my car to you.

 

[mike_israel]

I think he (the seller) is telling us who he voted for. Hahaha .

 

[Jon March]

Mike - can you take a look at the other thread that starts with "Mike" - seem to be having problem with posting youtube links? - can you reply over there as to whether they are showing up on your end? - coming out as blank white boxes on my end

 

[mike_israel]

Will check when I get home. Xenforo will soon be forcing a software update that I have been trying to avoid. A lot of the purchased add-ons will have to be re-purchased, reinstalled, etc.

 

[canitfloat]

I can crawl all day long?

 

[Jon March]

if he can vote, we may wanna rethink the criteria.

 

[strandweiss62]

He probably voted for Chancellor Angela Merkel.
In a democracy, every vote counts the same. Too bad.
You Americans have your problems, we Germans have ours.

 

[Jon March]