Unbelievable, but true!

[amphipoda]

Unbelievable, but true!

Hot day Saturday. Three Amphis (Red, White, & Blue) spontaneously met
at lake San Vicente. I'm actually too sunburned to properly give this
story the requisite embellishment it deserves, so I'll pose it as a
mini-pop quiz and let you ponder what really happened. If requested?
I'll post the answers in few days after the swelling subsides and I
peel a few layers from my epidermis.

(1) Which of the following happened to Steve?
a). He drank bilge water and liked it.
b). He got a flat tire while in the water.
c). He dropped his walkie-talkie into the water.
d). He got lost on land, but not in the water.
e). Answer a & c above
f). Answer b & d above
g). Answer a & d above
h). Answer b & c above
i). All of the above
j). None of the above

(2) Which of the following happened in Rick's Amphi?
a). It took on more water from above than below.
b). It fell victim to an aquatic ambush from Amphipoda.
c). Its passengers were surprised, soaked, and thankful.
d). Its passengers remained incredibly good sports.
e). Answer a & c above
f). Answer b & d above
g). Answer a & d above
h). Answer b & c above
i). All of the above
k). None of the above

(3) Which of the following is true about Amphipoda
a). He has a talking Amphicar, (or so he thinks).
b). His Amphi's bilge pump squirts approximately 26 feet, 9 inches.
c). Getting too close behind Amphipoda is generally not a good idea.
d). He should be prepared for reprisal in the future.
e). Answer a & c above
f). Answer b & d above
g). Answer a & d above
h). Answer b & c above
i). All of the above
k). None of the above

Amphipoda
'64 Turquoise
San Diego, CA