Seven Habits of Highly Effective Amphibians

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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Amphibians:

(1.) As an Amphi owner, like it or not, you are a
role model. You set the standard when it comes
to amphibious fun, so make sure that standard is
high - remember to smile and wave to the peasants.

(2.) Good Amphis swim safe and swim often.
They involve others in their amphibious fun and
strive to spread the boundless joys of Amphi with
all who show interest - please remember to smile
and wave to the peasants.

(3.) Welcome complements! You're gonna get
hundreds of them, so make the best of it and act
like you've never heard such ranting in your life -
and of course remember to smile and wave to the
peasants.

(4.) Be informed and informative about Amphi.
Pay attention to the club's advice, our web sights,
and the teachings of veteran amphibians. Share
your wisdom or make it up as you go along - but
be sure an remember to smile and give a wave to
those peasants.

(5.) Promote the amphibious lifestyle. We are a
dwindling breed my fine finned friends. Let us
embrace one another and welcome others into our
fold - and always remember to smile and wave to
the peasants.

(6.) Make every amphibious moment special.
Take time-out to enjoy the marvels of Amphi
buoyancy. Be it maintenance, repairs, driving
or swimming, each moment spent with Amphi
is precious. Swimming at a frenzied pace does
not amount to much if you don't enjoy the ride -
and for Pete's sake remember to smile and wave
to the peasants.

(7.) As an amphibianAmphicar owner, you should
always be gracious and humble - and for the last
time remember to smile and wave to those pathetic
land-locked low life peasants.

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego