Seven Habits of Highly Effective Amphibians

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  1. Amphipoda@yahoo.com
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    The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Amphibians:

    (1.) As an Amphi owner, like it or not, you are a
    role model. You set the standard when it comes
    to amphibious fun, so make sure that standard is
    high - remember to smile and wave to the peasants.

    (2.) Good Amphis swim safe and swim often.
    They involve others in their amphibious fun and
    strive to spread the boundless joys of Amphi with
    all who show interest - please remember to smile
    and wave to the peasants.

    (3.) Welcome complements! You're gonna get
    hundreds of them, so make the best of it and act
    like you've never heard such ranting in your life -
    and of course remember to smile and wave to the
    peasants.

    (4.) Be informed and informative about Amphi.
    Pay attention to the club's advice, our web sights,
    and the teachings of veteran amphibians. Share
    your wisdom or make it up as you go along - but
    be sure an remember to smile and give a wave to
    those peasants.

    (5.) Promote the amphibious lifestyle. We are a
    dwindling breed my fine finned friends. Let us
    embrace one another and welcome others into our
    fold - and always remember to smile and wave to
    the peasants.

    (6.) Make every amphibious moment special.
    Take time-out to enjoy the marvels of Amphi
    buoyancy. Be it maintenance, repairs, driving
    or swimming, each moment spent with Amphi
    is precious. Swimming at a frenzied pace does
    not amount to much if you don't enjoy the ride -
    and for Pete's sake remember to smile and wave
    to the peasants.

    (7.) As an amphibianAmphicar owner, you should
    always be gracious and humble - and for the last
    time remember to smile and wave to those pathetic
    land-locked low life peasants.

    Amphipoda
    `64 Turquoise
    San Diego
     
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