Save $ Owning an Amphicar

[Amphipoda]

Repost from I can't remember when:
For the newer members and those who are
searching for a reason to buy an Amphi...

How You Can Save $ Owning an Amphicar

Initial cost of Amphi.........$20,000
Automobile License fee.........$1,000
Boat License fee..................$10
Amphicar back-up bilge pump.......$50
Life vests, floatation devices....$60
Replace Convertible top (twice)..$240
Front end alignment..............$100
Radial white wall tires (4)......$300
New Shocks (4)...................$400
Another front end alignment......$100
Replacement for torn new top.....$120
Anger management therapy session.$280
Life time supply of Amsoil stuff.$300
Fancy tools for draining tranny...$80
Oil spill containment kit.........$20
New front end tie rods...........$200
Another front end alignment......$100
Tank of premium gasoline..........$20
Bottle of lead additive............$5
Boat launch permit.................$5
Bakelite pulley wheel.............$80
Bilge water contamination fine...$100
Anger management therapy session.$280
Complete rebuild of rear axles..$2400
Marriage counselor session.......$100
Boat launch permit.................$5
Another Bakelite pulley wheel.....$80
Waterfowl endangerment fine......$200
Anger management therapy session.$280
Divorce settlement...........$257,000

Total first year's costs.....$284,235

Savings vs conventional boat..-$3,100

Net Cost - Amphi's 1st Year..$281,135

Feeling you get floating in Amphi - PRICELESS

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego, CA