Pulled a Boner...

Discussion in 'General Amphicar Discussion' started by Amphipoda@yahoo.com, Oct 9, 2000.

  1. Amphipoda@yahoo.com
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    Hung a tiny crystal from Amphi's rear view mirror.
    Figured it was harmless enough, scattering the
    occasional rainbow spectrum across the visible
    light band of human perception. But apparently
    this crystal was a big "no-no" to Amphi. Tantamount
    to hanging fuzzy testicles on the key chain or the
    ever hideous "proud parent of an honor roll student"
    bumper sticker. Amphi explained all this to me in
    not so subtle terms - something about adding nothing
    to deter an observer's main focus from the star
    attraction - that being Amphi himself. Didn't know
    Amphi was such a purest. After all, we humans
    accessorize with all sorts of jewelry, tattoos, body
    piercing, hair styles, and the latest clothes fashion,
    but here is this darling little amphibious car from
    the psychedelic `60's with a major attitude about
    anything non-Amphi. So I inquired to Amphi what
    are acceptable accessories aside from the typical flag,
    fishing pole, safety gear, tool box, anchor, and of
    course Mermaids? Amphi gave me the cold metallic
    stare of boredom and refused to take the conversation
    any further. So there you have it my fin finned friends...
    the question of what accentuates Amphi remains a
    mystery to me. Perhaps one of you could elucidate me...
    Mermaid certainly has long ago given up trying.

    Amphipoda
    `64 Turquoise
    San Diego
     

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