Pulled a Boner...

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Hung a tiny crystal from Amphi's rear view mirror.
Figured it was harmless enough, scattering the
occasional rainbow spectrum across the visible
light band of human perception. But apparently
this crystal was a big "no-no" to Amphi. Tantamount
to hanging fuzzy testicles on the key chain or the
ever hideous "proud parent of an honor roll student"
bumper sticker. Amphi explained all this to me in
not so subtle terms - something about adding nothing
to deter an observer's main focus from the star
attraction - that being Amphi himself. Didn't know
Amphi was such a purest. After all, we humans
accessorize with all sorts of jewelry, tattoos, body
piercing, hair styles, and the latest clothes fashion,
but here is this darling little amphibious car from
the psychedelic `60's with a major attitude about
anything non-Amphi. So I inquired to Amphi what
are acceptable accessories aside from the typical flag,
fishing pole, safety gear, tool box, anchor, and of
course Mermaids? Amphi gave me the cold metallic
stare of boredom and refused to take the conversation
any further. So there you have it my fin finned friends...
the question of what accentuates Amphi remains a
mystery to me. Perhaps one of you could elucidate me...
Mermaid certainly has long ago given up trying.

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego
 
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