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amphipoda

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Dear Ms. Blitchmore of the DMV,

I am writing this letter in response to your
recent request for evidence of liability insurance.
Apparently my prior three letters were lost by
your close relatives in the Postal Service. All
of my previous letters clearly outlined the two
types of liability insurance I have on the vehicle
in question. I venture to guess the confusion
arises from the type of vehicle we are discussing.
It is a 1964 Amphicar, which is an AMPHIBIOUS
car. My insurance on this vehicle has two separate
policies, one for the "car" aspect and one for the
"boat" aspect... hence the dual coverage. Attached
I have, once again, provided copies of both policies.
This time I have taken a flourescent pink highlighter
and highlighted each policy by its type of coverage -
car and boat. Surely even you and your staff can
differentiate between the two policies and take the
quantum leap in intelligence by applying both policies
to this unique amphibious vehicle.

To answer your other question - NO, I do not have
a trailer for the "boat." Your feeble attempt to force
me into registering a boat trailer is not going to happen -
I don't own a damn boat trailer! Please try to remember
this is an amphibious car which means it has boating
capability - hence no friggin' trailer is needed. I've
taken the liberty of enclosing a series of photos which
might help clarify this, apparently highly complex,
concept for you. Photo "A" is my Amphicar on land
as a normal car. Photo "B" is my Amphicar going into
the water (pay special attention here... note there is no
damn boat trailer anywhere). Photo "C" is my Amphicar
floating in the lake just like a boat. And finally photo
"D" is my Amphicar driving out of the water under its
own power - again note there is no bloody boat trailer
required what-so-friggin-ever!

In closing I can only express my profound shock at the
level of incompetence your office has displayed in this
matter. By granting me "boating" privileges but only
if I register a trailer I don't own and then denying me
use of my vehicle as a car has proven to me, beyond a
shadow of a doubt, that your office is run by the lowest
level of intelligence in mankind's recorded history. On
the bright side... there is nowhere to go but up.

Sincerely,

Amphipoda
San Diego, CA
 
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Ed Howard

Guest
Hilarious!

The California DMV is a classic. I can only imagine
what I can expect upon my first renewal.

At least they did not require you to get a SMOG test
too!!

Hope to see you at Puddingstone May 4th.

Ed Howard
Orange County, CA
64 Red
1948 Playboy
1967 Sunbeam Alpine
--- amphipoda <Amphipoda@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Dear Ms. Blitchmore of the DMV,
>
> I am writing this letter in response to your
> recent request for evidence of liability insurance.
>
> Apparently my prior three letters were lost by
> your close relatives in the Postal Service. All
> of my previous letters clearly outlined the two
> types of liability insurance I have on the vehicle
> in question. I venture to guess the confusion
> arises from the type of vehicle we are discussing.
> It is a 1964 Amphicar, which is an AMPHIBIOUS
> car. My insurance on this vehicle has two separate
> policies, one for the "car" aspect and one for the
> "boat" aspect... hence the dual coverage. Attached
> I have, once again, provided copies of both
> policies.
> This time I have taken a flourescent pink
> highlighter
> and highlighted each policy by its type of coverage
> -
> car and boat. Surely even you and your staff can
> differentiate between the two policies and take the
> quantum leap in intelligence by applying both
> policies
> to this unique amphibious vehicle.
>
> To answer your other question - NO, I do not have
> a trailer for the "boat." Your feeble attempt to
> force
> me into registering a boat trailer is not going to
> happen -
> I don't own a damn boat trailer! Please try to
> remember
> this is an amphibious car which means it has boating
>
> capability - hence no friggin' trailer is needed.
> I've
> taken the liberty of enclosing a series of photos
> which
> might help clarify this, apparently highly complex,
> concept for you. Photo "A" is my Amphicar on land
> as a normal car. Photo "B" is my Amphicar going
> into
> the water (pay special attention here... note there
> is no
> damn boat trailer anywhere). Photo "C" is my
> Amphicar
> floating in the lake just like a boat. And finally
> photo
> "D" is my Amphicar driving out of the water under
> its
> own power - again note there is no bloody boat
> trailer
> required what-so-friggin-ever!
>
> In closing I can only express my profound shock at
> the
> level of incompetence your office has displayed in
> this
> matter. By granting me "boating" privileges but
> only
> if I register a trailer I don't own and then denying
> me
> use of my vehicle as a car has proven to me, beyond
> a
> shadow of a doubt, that your office is run by the
> lowest
> level of intelligence in mankind's recorded history.
> On
> the bright side... there is nowhere to go but up.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Amphipoda
> San Diego, CA
>
>


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