Last Year in Celina we VOTED!

Discussion in 'General Amphicar Discussion' started by Amphipoda@yahoo.com, Jul 22, 2001.

  1. Amphipoda@yahoo.com
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    Last Year in Celina we VOTED!
    Last year there was an election!
    This year the board votes for the members. Okay
    with me, but let's not forget how those esteemed board
    members got their positions? (another re-post to
    refresh your memories on those campaign speeches).

    <"Vote for me and we'll drink lots of beer together
    and produce more natural gas."
    <"The new administration will view the support of
    amphibious industrial technologies and discount
    transmissions as a priority mission."
    <"If I become president, I will keep a kosher Amphi."
    <"I want a leaner bureaucracy and more investment in
    boat ramps."
    <"To those Amphi owners who have chosen to abandon
    their Amphis by neglecting maintenance, I pledge to
    have you hunted down and forced to take responsibility
    for your Amphi via Amphi support and work furlough
    programs."
    <"My plan offers $50 billion in new investments over
    the next four years--new incentives for the Amphi
    sector, and investment tax credit, Amphi enterprise
    zones, Amphi restoration business tax incentives,
    Amphi research and development incentives and others."
    <"At the very least, 10 % of the $76 billion that the
    club now spends each year on newsletters should be
    redirected towards lawyers who will help defend the
    Amphibian Civil Liberties Act."
    <"We can give you a club again where we are pro-growth
    and pro-environment. Where we are pro-business and
    pro-labor. Where we are pro-Amphi rights and pro-Amphi
    order.
    <"We can pledge right now that for every dollar we
    reduce the defense budget on research and development,
    we'll increase the Amphicar research and development
    budget by the same amount."
    <"I want to increase federal funding for research,
    prevention and treatment of Amphiphobia."
    <"I support a strong Amphi role in the AMUC
    organization to end Amphibious Driver Bias, profiling,
    otherwise known as "driving while dripping wet,"(DWDW).
    <"My administration will stand up for democracy and
    buttress Amphibian forces throughout the Western
    Hemisphere."
    <"The United States should lead the fight to slow
    Amphicar population declines, instead of dragging our
    feet and ignoring the situation."
    <"I want to appoint one person, man or woman, to
    oversee and coordinate all federal efforts related to
    issue of Amphi part shortages."
    <"My administration will not permit Amphicar firms to
    again sell key technologies to outlaw states like Iraq."
    <"All the money by which we reduce defense research
    and development I would put immediately into domestic,
    Amphi commercial restoration research and new parts
    development."
    <"I will elevate the club's economics; create an
    Economic Security Council similar to the National
    Security Council to protect all amphibians from
    tyranny."
    <"I want people like some of you in this audience to
    be a part of a my Administration, not because of or in
    spite of your amphibious orientation, but because I
    need your vote."
    <"If I become president, I will continue to reach out
    to the amphibious people. I'll get back on a bus when
    I'm president. I'll go back and have town meetings and
    let ordinary people ask me questions. I will not hide
    behind the walls of my web site."
    <"After this election is over, I will continue to
    reach out to the non-amphibious populous in an effort
    to covert them into amphibians or Amphi admirers."
    <"If I become president, I will have a cabinet that
    looks like an Amphi interior."
    <"My strategy puts amphibians first by investing more
    than $50 billion each year for the next four years to
    put Amphicars back into production - the most dramatic
    economic growth package since the invention of Amsoil."
    <"With the dwindling Amphi population, we can cut
    defense spending by more than a third in 2001."
    <"We'll restore the dignity of Amphicar repair persons
    by guaranteeing an apprenticeship program to every
    non-college-bound student in the USA."
    <"We'll pass a Bilge Water bill to encourage recycling
    of precious bilge water."
    <"I will not raise club dues on the middle class to
    pay for my new transmission."
    <"An Amphicar for every Amphibian... and for every
    Amphibian an Amphicar - floating or not."

    Hey! Some of those campaign promises actually came
    true. Just remember my fine finned friends... an
    ounce of truth is worth a ton of campaign promises,
    but it takes a ton of campaign promises to get an
    ounce of truth.
    See you in Celina, read you in the chat nook.

    Amphipoda
    '64 Turquoise
    San Diego
     
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