I miss LBJ...

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Offered Amphi rides to the "major" presidential
candidates and got the following responses;

From the Al Gore camp:

Dear Mr. Amphipoda,

Thank you for your generous offer to take Vice
President Gore in your Amphicar. Due to the
strenuous campaign schedule the Vice President
will not be able to accept your gracious offer.
Despite the Amphicar's internal combustion
engine, the Vice President expressed his
sincere disappointment that he would not be
able to take part in all the fun. In fact, the Vice
President mentioned that he invented Amphicars
just before he invented the internet and feels
the Amphicar is an important part of preserving
America's natural resources. However, his wife
Tipper Gore has accepted your offer and will be
in attendance at the Lake Miramar Million Amphi
Swim-In the weekend of November 4th, 2000.
Thank you again for your support.

Sincerely,
Rita Treehugger
VP Gore Campaign Spokesperson

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And from the George W. Bush camp:

Dear Mr. Amphipoda,

Governor Bush has respectfully declined your
gracious offer to ride in your Amphicar. The
Texas Governor regrets not having the time to
partake in the Lake Miramar Million Amphi
Swim-in during his busy campaign schedule.
Governor Bush further stated that the Amphicar
represents what "American ingenuity" is all about
and that Amphicars will play an important role in
rebuilding the nation's military. The Texas Governor's
mother, Barbara Bush, has agreed to attend the
Amphicar event and will be on hand during
the November Swim-in.
Thank you once again for your support.

Sincerely,
Arron Triggerhappy
Gov. Bush Campaign Spokesperson


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And from the Ralph Nader camp:

NO WAY - NO Thanks!
Not safe at any speed.

R. Nader

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The Pat Buchanan camp has yet to respond to
my e-mail, however an anonymous message on
my answering machine stated, "the Buchanan
people have their eye on you son, you better
not be fooling around."

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Hopefully the above posting will aid my fellow
amphibians in making a presidential selection
on election day. Remember to vote early and
vote often.

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego
 

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