I actually got "Fin Mail"

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I actually got "Fin Mail"

Beauty of a Newsletter there Marc, well done and
a pleasure to read. Makes being an amphibian all
the more pleasurable when you can empathize with
fellow owners and enjoy other Amphi tales? sorta
like this bulletin board only more? uh? tangible.

So yeah, I actually got some "Fin Mail" to answer
and I know these guys have internet access so I'm
not slighting anyone by answering them here and
now. First - It's "Amphipoda" (aka. Beach Flea)
and not "Intafada" (aka. Holy War). How on earth
do you get something that mixed up? And to answer
your question - No, I've never been fired from a job
for testicular Xeroxing and all rumors to that effect
are false? so far. As for my view on Tequila Monsters
inhabiting the lake at Celina - Personally I believe
Tequila Monsters aren't really real. It's actually a
parasite that lies dormant until the host organism
begins doing shots of Tequila. Then the Tequila
Monster parasite assumes control of the host and
compels it to commit unspeakable offenses. Some
symptoms of infestation include, but are not limited
to, slurring speech, excessive high-fiving, loud off-
tune singing, fighting with friends, cop baiting, and,
finally, projectile vomiting. All and all a highly un-
rewarding self indulgent delight which is capitalized
by the "Higotta Whopper Hangover Syndrome." Okay Dave
the Wave - where'd ya bury that bottle of Tequila?
{Now ya see why I answered my "Fin Mail" here, no
doubt Marc would have the good sense to censor my
responses on the newsletter. Hopefully future fin
mailings will be more on-topic? whatever that is.}

Amphipoda
'64 Turquoise
San Diego

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)
 

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