I actually got "Fin Mail"

Discussion in 'General Amphicar Discussion' started by Amphipoda@yahoo.com, Jan 4, 2001.

  1. Amphipoda@yahoo.com
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    I actually got "Fin Mail"

    Beauty of a Newsletter there Marc, well done and
    a pleasure to read. Makes being an amphibian all
    the more pleasurable when you can empathize with
    fellow owners and enjoy other Amphi tales? sorta
    like this bulletin board only more? uh? tangible.

    So yeah, I actually got some "Fin Mail" to answer
    and I know these guys have internet access so I'm
    not slighting anyone by answering them here and
    now. First - It's "Amphipoda" (aka. Beach Flea)
    and not "Intafada" (aka. Holy War). How on earth
    do you get something that mixed up? And to answer
    your question - No, I've never been fired from a job
    for testicular Xeroxing and all rumors to that effect
    are false? so far. As for my view on Tequila Monsters
    inhabiting the lake at Celina - Personally I believe
    Tequila Monsters aren't really real. It's actually a
    parasite that lies dormant until the host organism
    begins doing shots of Tequila. Then the Tequila
    Monster parasite assumes control of the host and
    compels it to commit unspeakable offenses. Some
    symptoms of infestation include, but are not limited
    to, slurring speech, excessive high-fiving, loud off-
    tune singing, fighting with friends, cop baiting, and,
    finally, projectile vomiting. All and all a highly un-
    rewarding self indulgent delight which is capitalized
    by the "Higotta Whopper Hangover Syndrome." Okay Dave
    the Wave - where'd ya bury that bottle of Tequila?
    {Now ya see why I answered my "Fin Mail" here, no
    doubt Marc would have the good sense to censor my
    responses on the newsletter. Hopefully future fin
    mailings will be more on-topic? whatever that is.}

    Amphipoda
    '64 Turquoise
    San Diego

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)

    PS: Welcome back Caryl, we missed you and had
    only that silly email loop to keep us company. ;)
     
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