Genetic Cloning and Generation Amphi; Unmeasured ingredients and continuous tasting are the keys to any good recipe or so my old Yiddish granny would whisper. She was of that Silent Generation (those born between 1925-1942). Her generation's offspring somehow spawned the Rebellious 1950s. Then came the next few generations, the Baby Boomers who dominated the 1960s and 1970s, the Yuppies who prospered in the 1980s, and then in the 1990s we saw the rise and fall of Generation X. With our world constantly changing, no one could accurately predict what the next generation would be... until now. Ingredients for cloning a Generation Amphi; From the Silent Generation (1925-1942) we've selected the long forgotten genes for wisdom and patience. These key ingredients are essential for Amphi maintenance and repairs. The Rebels of the 1950s provided the treasured key ingredients of fins and chrome. From the Baby Boomers (1960 through the 1970s) we extract specific genes which promote optimism, sexual freedom, recreational mind enhancement substances, Amphicars and sexy mermaids, which when combined make for one hellva potent set of chromosomes. Now add in from the 1980s Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) generation a heaping portion of materialism which help in the acquisition & duplication of multiple cars, tools, and best of all - credit card debt. And last, but not least, from the 1990s Generation X folks we selectively pilfer the genetic material responsible for technological breakthroughs such as the Internet, cell phones and pizza delivery. Taking the above genes of each proceeding generation and tossing them into the primordial soup, igniting a 43 horsepower Triumph Herald engine, engaging twin nylon screws, mixing until thoroughly blended and WHA-LA! The Amphi Generation emerges to claim its rightful place atop a lackluster progression of evolutionary stepping stones. I predict the Amphi Generation will rule this planet until the next great asteroid impact or until Gordon Imports goes outta business... which ever comes first. Amphipoda `64 Turquoise San Diego, CA