Dear Dr. Amphipoda:

R

rogtwo@aol.com

Guest
I November I befriended my Amphi in Arizona where it had been living a lonely
life for quite a while. I now keep it here in the Seattle area, and while it
enjoys my attention and frequent swims, it's been complaining about the cool
damp weather. I suggested it sleep in my bedroom, but my wife refuses to
move to the garage. What should I do?

Signed,

Wet Behind the Ears



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D

Dana Freeman

Guest
Isn't the answer to your query obvious? You need a new wife, one who is not so
demanding and narrow minded about the important things in life. If she continues
to be so unreasonable as to not move into the garage in order to make room for
and please Amphi as she adjusts to the cold, then it is certainly time to
consider the need for a new wife, one with a much better understanding of what
is important.

----- Original Message -----
From: rogtwo@aol.com
To: amphicar-lovers@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 8:06 PM
Subject: [amphicar-lovers] Dear Dr. Amphipoda:


I November I befriended my Amphi in Arizona where it had been living a lonely
life for quite a while. I now keep it here in the Seattle area, and while it
enjoys my attention and frequent swims, it's been complaining about the cool
damp weather. I suggested it sleep in my bedroom, but my wife refuses to
move to the garage. What should I do?

Signed,

Wet Behind the Ears



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