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    Amphicaromine: A drug or other substance
    that stimulates the central nervous system.
    Often highly addictive, tremendously habit-
    forming, characterized by seemingly interactive
    euphoric sensations and symptoms of floating
    combined with sinking anxiety and perspiration.
    Dramatically accentuates sense of hearing (i.e.,
    ability to hear the formation of rust particles and
    rubber decay). Prolonged usage has, in rare cases,
    produced gill-like protrusions from the neck or
    abdomen and/or webbing between digits, and/or
    fin-like protrusions from the spine.
    Addicts call it "Amphi" for short, although it is
    sometimes referred to "Amphicar." An Amphi
    addict fix is usually obtained near large bodies of
    water, and depending upon region/climate may
    occur year round, but most commonly during Spring
    and Summer months.
    Those addicted to Amphicaromine are uniquely
    bonded in the belief they have aquatic abilities
    dissimilar to their non-addicted counterparts.
    Never give Amphicaromine to a child or laymen.
    Caution should be taken when encountering an
    Amphi addict who is en route to obtain a fix.
    Treatment for Amphicaromine addiction has
    not yet been discovered, although the addiction
    tends to work its course over time due the un-
    availability of several rare Amphicaromine key
    ingredients and it's severe strain on the addicts
    financial resources.
    Various clinical studies are currently underway
    to evaluate the potential benefits of Amphicaromine,
    versus a placebo, on select mental depression
    disorders. If you are interested in participating in
    one of these double blind clinical trials please
    contact the email address above. These phased
    clinical trials are sanctioned by the Amphicaromine
    Functionality Optimization Onus League (A.F.O.O.L.)
    and yours truly?

    '64 Turquoise
    San Diego

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