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Amphipoda@yahoo.com
Guest
Since the debates are still fresh in our minds...
And the November election is rapidly approaching -
Have you decided for whom to vote for in the
election? Are you at all swayed by polling
results, the media blitz, or party lines? Does
the prospect of status quo fill you with dread
or delight? I believe Amphi unity is the key
to resolving these important questions.
Perhaps we Amphicar owners should consider
voting as one entity, similar to other highly
unified organizations & causes, to gain clout
in the eyes of the political candidates. We as
Amphicar owners have the need to be heard,
need for respect and a voice in the political
system. No doubt our club dues, AMSOil &
Calendar proceeds could be converted into
"soft money," to in effect, lubricate our cause.
To this end I have enlisted an individual to be
our spokesman, our lobbyist in the hollowed
halls of the political system. An individual of
incredible talent and who can hold his breath
for up to an hour... I give you the distinguished
Professor Lungfish, himself an avid amphibian
and someone who deeply believes in our beliefs...
"Thank you Amphipoda, thank you all. Let me
first say that many other Amphibians have joined
our cause and there are some big names among
them. We have contributions pouring in from
Turtles, Frogs, Salamanders, and Newts. Even
those outside our Amphibian party are getting
involved - Ducks, Beavers, and even the elusive
Platypus have offered some support. My friends
and fellow Amphibians we are poised to make a
significant impact in the November election. We
must remain unified in our cause and beliefs.
We must have one foot in the water, one upon
the land, and one voice to express both views.
Next week I will venture to Washington, then
follow the campaign trails to uncover which
candidate best represents our beliefs, which
candidate will be sympathetic to our concerns
and true to our cause. As the election draws
near, I will announce which candidate is Pro-
Amphi and which candidates are not. Thank you
everyone and please continue to forward your
questions, comments, concerns, and PAC money
to Amphipoda."
A~poda
'64 Turq.
San Diego
And the November election is rapidly approaching -
Have you decided for whom to vote for in the
election? Are you at all swayed by polling
results, the media blitz, or party lines? Does
the prospect of status quo fill you with dread
or delight? I believe Amphi unity is the key
to resolving these important questions.
Perhaps we Amphicar owners should consider
voting as one entity, similar to other highly
unified organizations & causes, to gain clout
in the eyes of the political candidates. We as
Amphicar owners have the need to be heard,
need for respect and a voice in the political
system. No doubt our club dues, AMSOil &
Calendar proceeds could be converted into
"soft money," to in effect, lubricate our cause.
To this end I have enlisted an individual to be
our spokesman, our lobbyist in the hollowed
halls of the political system. An individual of
incredible talent and who can hold his breath
for up to an hour... I give you the distinguished
Professor Lungfish, himself an avid amphibian
and someone who deeply believes in our beliefs...
"Thank you Amphipoda, thank you all. Let me
first say that many other Amphibians have joined
our cause and there are some big names among
them. We have contributions pouring in from
Turtles, Frogs, Salamanders, and Newts. Even
those outside our Amphibian party are getting
involved - Ducks, Beavers, and even the elusive
Platypus have offered some support. My friends
and fellow Amphibians we are poised to make a
significant impact in the November election. We
must remain unified in our cause and beliefs.
We must have one foot in the water, one upon
the land, and one voice to express both views.
Next week I will venture to Washington, then
follow the campaign trails to uncover which
candidate best represents our beliefs, which
candidate will be sympathetic to our concerns
and true to our cause. As the election draws
near, I will announce which candidate is Pro-
Amphi and which candidates are not. Thank you
everyone and please continue to forward your
questions, comments, concerns, and PAC money
to Amphipoda."
A~poda
'64 Turq.
San Diego
