Amphi Passenger Appreciation

Discussion in 'General Amphicar Discussion' started by, May 3, 2001.


    In an effort to promote Amphicar passenger
    appreciation the following notation could be
    provided as both an informative novelty and
    a keepsake reminder.

    Congratulations! You have just participated
    in an evolutionary quantum leap from a mere
    land locked loser, who couldn't hit his/her own
    arse with a handful of gravel, to the now semi-
    evolved Amphi Wannabe. The fact that you
    didn't panic, open the door, or jump out is
    testimony of your amphibious potential. Your
    body will, within a matter of weeks, begin to
    alter itself toward a more perfect being. Gill
    slits will appear in your neck, webbing will
    grow between your fingers and toes, and fin
    like protrusions will sprout from your spine.
    Always try to remember these are all positive
    manifestations resulting from your Amphicar
    experience. The secret savings account you
    will start is also due to your new found devotion
    to Amphi, and so is your profound lust for
    mermaids. All these changes will ultimately
    make you a better person, however true nirvana
    cannot be obtained until you actually own your
    very own Amphicar. Only then can you offer
    to help transform other less fortunate creatures
    into highly evolved amphibians. Once you have
    fulfilled your destiny and passed this card on to
    others, in the spirit of Amphicar ownership, only
    then will you achieve the status of Amphicar
    Ambassador. Until then - Swim along, but don't
    swim alone.

    Had I the space in the newsletter... the above
    would have been included.

    `64 Turquoise
    Sandy Eggo, CA

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