Amphi Heartbreak & Trauma

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Amphi Heartbreak & Trauma

Could barely believe my eyes... a small crowd
had gathered around a mint condition 1974
Ford Pinto. But this was no ordinary Pinto,
it was a PINK Mary Kay Cosmetics Pinto.
Amphi seemed aroused as evidenced by the
throbbing bulge between Amphi's propellers,
(or it could've been soft engine mounts yielding).
I guess there is no accounting for taste when
it comes to Amphi's deep seeded desires. I
dared not leave the two of them alone in the
parking lot for fear of cross-species mating
and the resultant mutant gilled Yugo that
might hatch out at some undetermined period
of gestation. I still needed a lake launch permit
so I gave a kid some money and told him
what I needed in exchange for a ride. The
kid apparently didn't have Amphi wisdom
and just left us there $5 short of swimming.
No permit to swim and the crowd growing
anxious, not to mention the amorous feelings
between Amphi and Mary Kay Pinto. It was
weird, I usually like weird, but this was too
weird. Then it got even stranger - Mary Kay's
owner came over and it was either Tammy Faye
Baker or Mimi from the Drew Carry Show
(or a twin sister) on roller blades. Small wonder
Amphi went limp. Then I got a page on my pager -
"Horoscope stated I was vulnerable to alien
influences today." That was the last straw.
I jumped in Amphi and we bolted for the exit.
That was the first time we've ever been shut
out - a virtual no hitter on the lake and were
overshadowed by a pink Pinto. The horror...

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego

PS - Another great Amphicar Newsletter in
the mailbox. I wish they were monthly.
 
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Amphipoda@yahoo.com

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Amphi Heartbreak & Trauma

Could barely believe my eyes... a small crowd
had gathered around a mint condition 1974
Ford Pinto. But this was no ordinary Pinto,
it was a PINK Mary Kay Cosmetics Pinto.
Amphi too seemed aroused as evidenced by the
throbbing bulge between Amphi's propellers,
(might have been the loose engine mounts).
I guess there is no accounting for taste when
it comes to Amphi's deep seeded desires. I
dared not leave the two of them alone in the
parking lot for fear of cross-species mating
and the resultant mutant gilled Yugo that
might hatch out at some undetermined period
of gestation. I still needed a lake launch permit
so I gave a kid some money and told him
what I needed in exchange for a ride. The
kid apparently didn't have Amphi wisdom
and just left us there $5 short of swimming.
No permit to swim and the crowd growing
anxious, not to mention the amorous feelings
between Amphi and Mary Kay Pinto. It was
weird, I usually like weird, but this was too
weird. Then it got even stranger - Mary Kay's
owner came over and it was either Tammy Faye
Baker or Mimi from the Drew Carry Show
(or a twin sister) on roller blades. Small wonder
Amphi went limp. Then I got a page on my pager -
"Horoscope stated I was vulnerable to alien
influences today." That was the last straw.
I jumped in Amphi and we bolted for the exit.
That was the first time we've ever been shut
out - a virtual no hitter on the lake and were
overshadowed by a pink Pinto. The horror...

Amphipoda
`64 Turquoise
San Diego

PS - Another great Amphicar Newsletter in
the mailbox. I wish they were monthly.
 
C

Craig Taylor

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Please tell me someone has been compiling Amphipods words of wisdom
somewhere for future generations to enjoy. Or at least to entertain me
as an old fart in a nursing home. I can see it now... " who is that
old guy in the corner? The one slobering and gigaling and looking at
that funny picture of that weird car" Thanks Amphiod. You got me
laughing again.

Craig, Flat Lake Alaska

----- Original Message -----
From: Amphipoda@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, May 2, 2001 11:45 am
Subject: [amphicar-lovers] Amphi Heartbreak & Trauma

> Amphi Heartbreak & Trauma
>
> Could barely believe my eyes... a small crowd
> had gathered around a mint condition 1974
> Ford Pinto. But this was no ordinary Pinto,
> it was a PINK Mary Kay Cosmetics Pinto.
> Amphi seemed aroused as evidenced by the
> throbbing bulge between Amphi's propellers,
> (or it could've been soft engine mounts yielding).
> I guess there is no accounting for taste when
> it comes to Amphi's deep seeded desires. I
> dared not leave the two of them alone in the
> parking lot for fear of cross-species mating
> and the resultant mutant gilled Yugo that
> might hatch out at some undetermined period
> of gestation. I still needed a lake launch permit
> so I gave a kid some money and told him
> what I needed in exchange for a ride. The
> kid apparently didn't have Amphi wisdom
> and just left us there $5 short of swimming.
> No permit to swim and the crowd growing
> anxious, not to mention the amorous feelings
> between Amphi and Mary Kay Pinto. It was
> weird, I usually like weird, but this was too
> weird. Then it got even stranger - Mary Kay's
> owner came over and it was either Tammy Faye
> Baker or Mimi from the Drew Carry Show
> (or a twin sister) on roller blades. Small wonder
> Amphi went limp. Then I got a page on my pager -
> "Horoscope stated I was vulnerable to alien
> influences today." That was the last straw.
> I jumped in Amphi and we bolted for the exit.
> That was the first time we've ever been shut
> out - a virtual no hitter on the lake and were
> overshadowed by a pink Pinto. The horror...
>
> Amphipoda
> `64 Turquoise
> San Diego
>
> PS - Another great Amphicar Newsletter in
> the mailbox. I wish they were monthly.
>
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