Amphi & Baseball... a contrast in style

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amphipoda

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Amphi & Baseball... a contrast in style

So baseball is gonna do a "work
stoppage" next week. Amphi doesn't
have work stoppages, but sometimes
Amphi fails to work. Actually,
baseball is going on strike for
reasons beyond my comprehension.
Amphi has never gone on strike.
Whenever Amphi fails to work,
I can resolve the issue without
any prolonged formal settlement
(other than a monetary transaction
with our friends at Gordon Imports).
Baseball players & owners agree on
one thing... money. Amphi has no
interest in money and has always
refused any and all offerings of
tips & gratuities. Baseball thinks
it will benefit if it raises ticket
prices. Amphi doesn't believe in
tickets, except for required lake
launch permits. So by this time
next week major league baseball will
not be played. I can't honestly say
Amphi & I are gonna miss anything
about baseball - we never recovered
from the 1994 strike. But I will say
if Amphi were gone...
THAT WOULD BE A BLOODY CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!

Hail to Amphi - to hell with baseball!!!

Amphipoda
'64 Turquoise
San Diego, CA
 
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